Saturday, April 21, 2012
Monday, April 9, 2012
NEWS - SMALL EARTHQUAKE RECORDED IN OKLAHOMA COUNTY
Small earthquake recorded in Oklahoma County
The 2.3 magnitude quake was centered about 3 miles northeast of Luther in Oklahoma County.
From Staff Reports |
Published: April 9, 2012
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The 2.3 magnitude quake was centered about 3 miles northeast of Luther in Oklahoma County, and 6 miles west of Wellston in Lincoln County..
It was about 2.5 miles below the surface, the survey reported.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
NEWS - SMALL EARTHQUAKE REPORTED NEAR PITTSBURG OKLAHOMA
Small earthquake reported near Pittsburg, Oklahoma
A small earthquake has been reported in eastern Oklahoma. No damages or injuries reported Tuesday
FROM STAFF REPORTS | Published: April 3, 2012
The 4.0 magnitude quake was reported at 1:33 a.m. Tuesday 2 miles southeast of Pittsburg located south of McAlester.
No injuries or damages were reported.
The quake was felt as far away as the Tulsa area.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
HUMOR - CATS GUIDE TO CARING FOR YOUR HUMAN
*Cat's guide to caring for your human.*
Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years. If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in no time.
CLEANLINESS: For some reasons, humans seem to enjoy immersing themselves in running water. Attempts to get humans to lick themselves clean have proven interesting, if unproductive.
COMMUNICATION: Humans are unable to speak a proper language. Therefore, you should communicate a point loudly, repeatedly, and if at all possible, at about three in the morning. Any attempts at human-to-cat communication can be dealt with by simply ignoring it until it stops.
FEEDING: Morning feeding should start promptly when your human is fast asleep, preferably three or four minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off. Recommended methods of waking your human include: sitting on its face, screaming in its ear, and biting its hair.
MATING: Human mating behavior is fascinating. Unfortunately, humans tend to get easily spooked by prolonged study of courtship rituals, and resort to shoe-throwing behavior.
TOILET TRAINING: A human's natural tendency is to not change your litter box. Although experts in human behavior believe it can be attributed to the "laziness reflex," this can be easily corrected through what is called "shoe therapy." Just remember that a human shoe looks a lot like a human toilet, and you should be fine.
Following these simple tips is the first step towards a long and productive cat/human relationship.
Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years. If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in no time.
CLEANLINESS: For some reasons, humans seem to enjoy immersing themselves in running water. Attempts to get humans to lick themselves clean have proven interesting, if unproductive.
COMMUNICATION: Humans are unable to speak a proper language. Therefore, you should communicate a point loudly, repeatedly, and if at all possible, at about three in the morning. Any attempts at human-to-cat communication can be dealt with by simply ignoring it until it stops.
FEEDING: Morning feeding should start promptly when your human is fast asleep, preferably three or four minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off. Recommended methods of waking your human include: sitting on its face, screaming in its ear, and biting its hair.
MATING: Human mating behavior is fascinating. Unfortunately, humans tend to get easily spooked by prolonged study of courtship rituals, and resort to shoe-throwing behavior.
TOILET TRAINING: A human's natural tendency is to not change your litter box. Although experts in human behavior believe it can be attributed to the "laziness reflex," this can be easily corrected through what is called "shoe therapy." Just remember that a human shoe looks a lot like a human toilet, and you should be fine.
Following these simple tips is the first step towards a long and productive cat/human relationship.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
NEWS - SMALL EARTHQUAKE NEAR WELLSTON IN CENTERAL OKLAHOMA
Small earthquake near Wellston in central Oklahoma
Published: February 29, 2012
No injuries or damage are reported.
The U.S.G.S. reports the magnitude 3.0 quake occurred about 4:20 p.m. Wednesday and was centered about three miles southwest of Wellston — near the Lincoln-Oklahoma County line. The area is about 30 miles northeast of Oklahoma City.
A dispatcher with the Lincoln County Sheriff's Office says the office received no calls from the public about the earthquake.
Geologists say earthquakes of magnitude 2.5 to 3.0 are generally the smallest felt by humans.
Monday, February 13, 2012
QUOTE -OPPORTUNITY - Henry Ford
An Opportunity
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Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again,
this time more intelligently.
~Henry Ford~
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Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again,
this time more intelligently.
~Henry Ford~
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
NEWS - EATHQUAKE RECORDED NEAR PADEN, OKLAHOMA
Earthquake recorded near Paden
A 3.1 magnitude earthquake was recorded six miles from Paden on Tuesday morning, the U.S. Geological Survey reports.
FROM STAFF REPORTS
PADEN — An earthquake hit near Paden on Tuesday morning, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.Published: February 7, 2012
The 3.1 magnitude quake struck six miles from Paden about 10:30 a.m. Tuesday. Its epicenter was seven miles from Boley and 55 miles from Oklahoma City.
The quake was recorded about 15 minutes after a regional drill was conducted to practice earthquake safety.
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